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Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 7/23/08 Section: Opinion
This is the second time; next time I wake up and find you and your boyfriend going at it while I'm asleep, I'm videotaping it and selling it on eBay for $20 a pop.
Is it bad if I and someone who works in the Old Cafeteria Complex discuss in great detail the private "campaign" party we'd love to throw for Obama?
To the sweet lady in the back of the cashier's office that fixes everything the financial aid office seems to screw up: Thank you!
Is it possible to stay true to your heart and not break someone else's?
To the jerk who keeps hitting my friend: The next time you hit her, I swear I am going to throw my '96 Nissan Sentra in reverse and floor the gas pedal when you walk out of the house.
I know this is nasty, but I haven't taken a shower in a month. The funny thing is that people keep telling me how good I smell.
To Scully: I'll see you in August. Have a good summer!
Okay, we are females, therefore we don't have to aim; so my only question is why do you clearly miss so often? In case you weren't told, peeing on the toilet seat is not lady-like.
Maybe if someone had cut Jesse Jackson's off, he wouldn't have fathered an illegitimate child and taken offense at Barack Obama's charge to absentee fathers.
When your feet smell like hot bologna and corn chips, you should keep your shoes on as a courtesy to others in the classroom.
If McCain becomes president, his bodyguards will be more concerned with him dislocating a hip from a fall on banana peel rather than snipers outside the White House window.
Does anyone else think "siblings" is a weird word?
Its 6:30 a.m., the project is due at 9:45, and I'm still just sitting here checking ESPN.com and Pirate Rants... Tragic.
I pay tuition to go to classes, which I skip; yet I can't wait to go in everyday to my internship which doesn't pay. Something isn't adding up.
Does anyone else make up sources, or make sources say what they need them to say, just because research is time consuming and boring?
Is it bad if I and someone who works in the Old Cafeteria Complex discuss in great detail the private "campaign" party we'd love to throw for Obama?
To the sweet lady in the back of the cashier's office that fixes everything the financial aid office seems to screw up: Thank you!
Is it possible to stay true to your heart and not break someone else's?
To the jerk who keeps hitting my friend: The next time you hit her, I swear I am going to throw my '96 Nissan Sentra in reverse and floor the gas pedal when you walk out of the house.
I know this is nasty, but I haven't taken a shower in a month. The funny thing is that people keep telling me how good I smell.
To Scully: I'll see you in August. Have a good summer!
Okay, we are females, therefore we don't have to aim; so my only question is why do you clearly miss so often? In case you weren't told, peeing on the toilet seat is not lady-like.
Maybe if someone had cut Jesse Jackson's off, he wouldn't have fathered an illegitimate child and taken offense at Barack Obama's charge to absentee fathers.
When your feet smell like hot bologna and corn chips, you should keep your shoes on as a courtesy to others in the classroom.
If McCain becomes president, his bodyguards will be more concerned with him dislocating a hip from a fall on banana peel rather than snipers outside the White House window.
Does anyone else think "siblings" is a weird word?
Its 6:30 a.m., the project is due at 9:45, and I'm still just sitting here checking ESPN.com and Pirate Rants... Tragic.
I pay tuition to go to classes, which I skip; yet I can't wait to go in everyday to my internship which doesn't pay. Something isn't adding up.
Does anyone else make up sources, or make sources say what they need them to say, just because research is time consuming and boring?
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TJ Hooker
posted 7/25/08 @ 2:50 PM EST
The ECU Police do not give parking tickets or tow cars for being illegally parked. This needs to be in Pirate Rants EVERY week until everybody stops blaming them for it. (Continued…)
chuck norris
posted 7/27/08 @ 6:28 AM EST
is anyone else upset that postsecret on facebook hasnt worked in over a month?
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