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Issue date: 7/16/08 Section: Opinion
"Does everyone wait 20 minutes to talk to people at the Financial Aid office?" What are you, new? Some of us wait HOURS. Sounds like you were lucky.
The other day, some random guy told me he would drink my bath water ... Wow! WTF?
Paying millions for the first pics of the Brangelina twins, the feds bailing out Freddie and Fannie, and Budweiser selling out ... how much more screwed up can we be?
Was it really necessary to ask a question about every single problem on the practice test? I thought that's why there was a book and office hours.
Booty dancing and screaming in the headlights of a car at 5 a.m. is usually considered rude. I hope you enjoy it when I get drunk and throw up outside your door.
I don't think it is possible to hate physics more than I do right now.
I have never met someone who watches quite as much TV as you do.
Just because a girl has short shorts or a low cut top on doesn't mean she automatically wants to go home with you. Maybe we're hot or we want to look cute to go out with our friends ... GEEZ!
I wish I had superpowers like the X-Men.
I'll shave my head if this gets in.
Is it bad that I'm ready for school to start back just so I can get the refund check from financial aid?
Jesse Helms was the man!
I love how you watch TV shows that we watched when we were 10, but you're 10 years older than us.
You thought my insecurities were hot; now whenever I start to like a guy again, they all come out, and it is not hot.
If a person vehemently condemns you simply because of what you wear, he is a false prophet. "...the Lord looketh on the heart" (I Samuel 16:7).
I was hanging out at my friend's house the other day, snooping through his stuff, when I found Magnum condoms in his dresser drawer ... now I can't look at him the same way!
How is it that my Business & Professional Communications teacher says 'liberry' and not library? Real professional...
The other day, some random guy told me he would drink my bath water ... Wow! WTF?
Paying millions for the first pics of the Brangelina twins, the feds bailing out Freddie and Fannie, and Budweiser selling out ... how much more screwed up can we be?
Was it really necessary to ask a question about every single problem on the practice test? I thought that's why there was a book and office hours.
Booty dancing and screaming in the headlights of a car at 5 a.m. is usually considered rude. I hope you enjoy it when I get drunk and throw up outside your door.
I don't think it is possible to hate physics more than I do right now.
I have never met someone who watches quite as much TV as you do.
Just because a girl has short shorts or a low cut top on doesn't mean she automatically wants to go home with you. Maybe we're hot or we want to look cute to go out with our friends ... GEEZ!
I wish I had superpowers like the X-Men.
I'll shave my head if this gets in.
Is it bad that I'm ready for school to start back just so I can get the refund check from financial aid?
Jesse Helms was the man!
I love how you watch TV shows that we watched when we were 10, but you're 10 years older than us.
You thought my insecurities were hot; now whenever I start to like a guy again, they all come out, and it is not hot.
If a person vehemently condemns you simply because of what you wear, he is a false prophet. "...the Lord looketh on the heart" (I Samuel 16:7).
I was hanging out at my friend's house the other day, snooping through his stuff, when I found Magnum condoms in his dresser drawer ... now I can't look at him the same way!
How is it that my Business & Professional Communications teacher says 'liberry' and not library? Real professional...
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Ashley
posted 7/16/08 @ 12:08 AM EST
GREEK LIFE IS AMAZING!
dontpay4friends
posted 7/18/08 @ 2:08 PM EST
greek life is for losers.
YourOblivious
posted 7/22/08 @ 1:04 PM EST
hate to break it to you, but because you aren't in greek life, you don't know anything about it other than what MTV and your "cool" friends tell you. if you weren't scared to try knew things, maybe you would see through your cock-eyed vision, that greek life isn't about buying your friends at all. (Continued…)
JasY
Jessica
posted 7/25/08 @ 4:14 PM EST
You're absolutely right. Sororities are not out to better our community.
So THAT must be why last year alone social sororities at ECU raised $30,000 for their philanthropies and donated 7,000 hours of volunteer time around the community while maintaining a GPA higher than the non-greek female average. (Continued…)
Catherine
posted 7/25/08 @ 9:06 PM EST
GDI's suck. They think they know everything while talking smack about Greeks, and yet they still want to come to parties hosted by Greeks. A little odd isn't it?
Caitlin
posted 7/26/08 @ 10:19 PM EST
It hurts my heart to know that someone in college substituted "knew" where they should have used "new". I think that says a lot.
Marie
posted 7/27/08 @ 5:32 PM EST
Do people not think that non-greeks don't party their ass off too? Come on people this is college... some people will spend it partying it up while others study and some can do both, it doesn't matter if you're greek or not. (Continued…)
JasY
Hey sh*t for brains...
posted 8/02/08 @ 12:37 PM EST
This post is directed towards the ":-D" idiot...
To each his own my ball-less friend. ANYONE who talks TO or ABOUT women like that is a pig...a piece of trash who deserves to be castrated because it actually takes a pair to treat women respectfully. (Continued…)
LOL
posted 8/03/08 @ 11:54 AM EST
"I think I'm going to file for bankruptcy. Credit cards have destroyed me."
No, you destroyed you. What's with this "nothing is my fault" trend?
Credit cards didn't have anything to do with it. (Continued…)
Sammi
posted 8/06/08 @ 12:28 PM EST
It was interesting to see that some individual thought there are only two types of girls. Sorority girls and hippies. Damn, if you even opened your eyes to anyone besides yourself, you'd notice there was a lot more out there (and a lot more to offer the guys) besides those two very far extremes. (Continued…)
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