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Issue date: 7/9/08 Section: Opinion
Since WHEN are RECEPTIONISTS qualified to answer Financial Aid questions?!
The ground is not an ashtray. Smokers need to realize that they can't litter the entire campus with their nasty cigarette butts!
Mr. Right is the one who makes you forget about Prince Charming.
I miss you so much and I don't know how to tell you.
Drink apple juice; O.J. kills.
If people thought Hillary Clinton was an egomaniac, wait till Michelle Obama gets in the White House.
Amen! Debbie Downer and Negative Nancy have no place in my life at any time!
To the person who needs some stress-relieving sex: call me.
To the skater boy with the dreadlocks: damn, you are hot!!
Is it weird that I would have the "Tears For Fears" lead singer's baby just because of the way he sings?
If there's grass on the field, play ball.
I have honestly come to the conclusion that everyone in this town is hooking up with everyone else.
Is it wrong that I walk with freshmen at orientation when I'm not exactly a freshman?
What are the characteristics of a false prophet? Are they prevalent now? Yes. Find out more in II Peter, Chapter 2.
To the person who said they would be my Scully: thank you! Look for the green bag in Bate and you'll find your Mulder attached.
Hi. I could totally be that lesbian lover you need.
I think, therefore I'm conservative.
I just love it when I'm walking out of class in Brewster and I get bombarded by cigarette smoke. Why do people refuse to follow the no-smoking within 25-feet of a building rule?
I cannot wait for The Dark Knight!
Financial aid: where students go to receive no aid from the employees.
Does anyone know who that cute guy is that sends out all the still life invites on Facebook?
Is it bad that I send out mass texts to girls in my phone just to see who is available that night?
So, I totally just FACEBOOKED the freshmen coming in ... just to get them before they become part of that 1 out of 3 STD statistic.
The ground is not an ashtray. Smokers need to realize that they can't litter the entire campus with their nasty cigarette butts!
Mr. Right is the one who makes you forget about Prince Charming.
I miss you so much and I don't know how to tell you.
Drink apple juice; O.J. kills.
If people thought Hillary Clinton was an egomaniac, wait till Michelle Obama gets in the White House.
Amen! Debbie Downer and Negative Nancy have no place in my life at any time!
To the person who needs some stress-relieving sex: call me.
To the skater boy with the dreadlocks: damn, you are hot!!
Is it weird that I would have the "Tears For Fears" lead singer's baby just because of the way he sings?
If there's grass on the field, play ball.
I have honestly come to the conclusion that everyone in this town is hooking up with everyone else.
Is it wrong that I walk with freshmen at orientation when I'm not exactly a freshman?
What are the characteristics of a false prophet? Are they prevalent now? Yes. Find out more in II Peter, Chapter 2.
To the person who said they would be my Scully: thank you! Look for the green bag in Bate and you'll find your Mulder attached.
Hi. I could totally be that lesbian lover you need.
I think, therefore I'm conservative.
I just love it when I'm walking out of class in Brewster and I get bombarded by cigarette smoke. Why do people refuse to follow the no-smoking within 25-feet of a building rule?
I cannot wait for The Dark Knight!
Financial aid: where students go to receive no aid from the employees.
Does anyone know who that cute guy is that sends out all the still life invites on Facebook?
Is it bad that I send out mass texts to girls in my phone just to see who is available that night?
So, I totally just FACEBOOKED the freshmen coming in ... just to get them before they become part of that 1 out of 3 STD statistic.
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Sammi
posted 7/09/08 @ 12:19 AM EST
Not quite $20,000... Try $45-50,000... more with masters or phd. I love how ignorant you are. At least they'll be enjoying what they are doing.
Maria
posted 7/09/08 @ 3:12 AM EST
I'm a follower who doesn't think for myself, therefore I'm a conservative.
Westbrook
posted 7/09/08 @ 1:52 PM EST
Sheep = Liberal ... It's different than the norm therefore it must be cool...
Lisa
posted 7/09/08 @ 2:59 PM EST
for all of the liberals....don't be so open minded that your brains fall out!
Wicked
posted 7/10/08 @ 8:53 AM EST
"Since WHEN are RECEPTIONISTS qualified to answer Financial Aid questions?!"
Probably since you came in to their office crying your eyeballs out because you were not getting the answers you needed and they were just trying to help! You should be happy someone was trying to help. (Continued…)
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