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Issue date: 7/2/08 Section: Opinion
I totally agree; more John McCain PLEASE!
There have been a lot of rants about Parking and Transportation, but the blonde woman who works there is way hot, and that's why I like going there.
Not only do I like to look at all these new girls walking around during orientation, I like looking at their hot moms.
Libertarians are just constipated Republicans.
So, even though I work two jobs because my parents don't support me, I've qualified for financial aid in the past, and I filed my taxes independently from my parents, I still count as a dependent of them in the US until I'm 24? And now I can't get financial aid? HUH?!?!
We should start a nudist colony on campus.
Is it true the Avett Brothers are going to be here for Barefoot on the Mall this year? They rock!
You didn't say nothin' 'bout no Snackers!
It's summertime! There's no room for Negative Nancys or Debbie Downers!!!
I'm in love with a girl named Laura, but she loves a guy named Bill.
I work with a girl who is addicted to Adderall.
A girl I work with sweats like crazy; the whole office smells like wild onions.
Happy Birthday, Chubby Bunny! I love you!
I watch the Olympic Trials religiously ... because when I get back to school the only Olympics I'll be practicing are beer pong and FLIP CUP.
I aspire to be Mrs. Pantana Bob's.
Full loads both summer sessions SUCK!
Why the hell does the Minges bus only run every 20 minutes now?
Why does everyone think Obama's NON-plan plan is so damn great?
You sing really well, but do you have to practice it on the quiet floor in the library a day before the exams?
ECU got name recognition on the "Colbert Report." How cool is that?
To the guy I see walking down 5th Street every morning in the khaki shorts and no shirt: Dude, get some sun ... seriously.
Must be nice to just show up whenever you want.
When will Imus learn?
It really bothers me that Campus Living kicks us out of the dorms at 9 a.m. Some of us still have finals to take that afternoon. Thanks, guys. You should have planned to have move-in day for second session the day after first session ended!
There have been a lot of rants about Parking and Transportation, but the blonde woman who works there is way hot, and that's why I like going there.
Not only do I like to look at all these new girls walking around during orientation, I like looking at their hot moms.
Libertarians are just constipated Republicans.
So, even though I work two jobs because my parents don't support me, I've qualified for financial aid in the past, and I filed my taxes independently from my parents, I still count as a dependent of them in the US until I'm 24? And now I can't get financial aid? HUH?!?!
We should start a nudist colony on campus.
Is it true the Avett Brothers are going to be here for Barefoot on the Mall this year? They rock!
You didn't say nothin' 'bout no Snackers!
It's summertime! There's no room for Negative Nancys or Debbie Downers!!!
I'm in love with a girl named Laura, but she loves a guy named Bill.
I work with a girl who is addicted to Adderall.
A girl I work with sweats like crazy; the whole office smells like wild onions.
Happy Birthday, Chubby Bunny! I love you!
I watch the Olympic Trials religiously ... because when I get back to school the only Olympics I'll be practicing are beer pong and FLIP CUP.
I aspire to be Mrs. Pantana Bob's.
Full loads both summer sessions SUCK!
Why the hell does the Minges bus only run every 20 minutes now?
Why does everyone think Obama's NON-plan plan is so damn great?
You sing really well, but do you have to practice it on the quiet floor in the library a day before the exams?
ECU got name recognition on the "Colbert Report." How cool is that?
To the guy I see walking down 5th Street every morning in the khaki shorts and no shirt: Dude, get some sun ... seriously.
Must be nice to just show up whenever you want.
When will Imus learn?
It really bothers me that Campus Living kicks us out of the dorms at 9 a.m. Some of us still have finals to take that afternoon. Thanks, guys. You should have planned to have move-in day for second session the day after first session ended!
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David
posted 7/01/08 @ 11:58 PM EST
NObama.
Maria
posted 7/02/08 @ 11:47 PM EST
What's with all the anti-Obama and pro-McCain rants that have been getting posted? All I've seen Mccain do is just bash Obama, instead of actually talking about what he'd do for America, which I surmise won't be a lot. (Continued…)
Angie
posted 7/03/08 @ 1:45 AM EST
I'm against the OBAMANATION campaign.
LOL
posted 7/08/08 @ 9:40 PM EST
"Libertarians are just constipated Republicans."
Isn't that backwards?
LOL
posted 7/08/08 @ 9:43 PM EST
"Why the hell does the Minges bus only run every 20 minutes now?"
Because the school can't afford to give you your very own bus, Princess. I swear you people would find something to bitch about in heaven. (Continued…)
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