Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 6/18/08 Section: Opinion
I can't believe that first Summer Session is going to be over next week!
Where are all the summer issues? Once a week really isn't enough.
Is it true that Gabe Blair has accepted a basketball scholarship to transfer to Wichita State University?
I'm glad first summer session is over. I don't want second summer session to begin.
Not having a TV for the summer really sucks.
This weather's hot enough to make the devil sigh.
To any interested person: I'll be your Mulder if you'll be my Scully.
Surely someone besides me needs some stress-relieving sex?
Rest in peace, Tim Russert.
That was sure a lot of smoke!
You complain about my second-hand smoke and half of Eastern North Carolina is covered in smoke from a fire. Oh, and I am sure that the environmentalists think it is a human's fault that lightning struck the ground and caused a forest fire!
I don't care if you're going to jail, you should have paid your taxes. I will not pay to bail you out of it, you idiot!
Only in this country can someone with no experience get nominated to a national party-- no wonder everyone hates the government. Oh, and Democrats were elected to Congress two years ago, and then the economy went to crap. I wonder why?!
I think the majority of my so-called friends are self-centered, egotistical jerks! When I'm sick, you guys don't even care. THANKS A LOT!
I can't stay in Greenville ... I feel like this place is suffocating me.
HBO should play more movies. I can only stand watching The Producers and Braveheart twice before I can't stand it anymore.
You can't make it to class because it's too hot? Seriously?!?!
Stop setting your alarm earlier than when you actually get up. I get paranoid you won't get up in time, and I can't sleep after it goes off.
Where are all the summer issues? Once a week really isn't enough.
Is it true that Gabe Blair has accepted a basketball scholarship to transfer to Wichita State University?
I'm glad first summer session is over. I don't want second summer session to begin.
Not having a TV for the summer really sucks.
This weather's hot enough to make the devil sigh.
To any interested person: I'll be your Mulder if you'll be my Scully.
Surely someone besides me needs some stress-relieving sex?
Rest in peace, Tim Russert.
That was sure a lot of smoke!
You complain about my second-hand smoke and half of Eastern North Carolina is covered in smoke from a fire. Oh, and I am sure that the environmentalists think it is a human's fault that lightning struck the ground and caused a forest fire!
I don't care if you're going to jail, you should have paid your taxes. I will not pay to bail you out of it, you idiot!
Only in this country can someone with no experience get nominated to a national party-- no wonder everyone hates the government. Oh, and Democrats were elected to Congress two years ago, and then the economy went to crap. I wonder why?!
I think the majority of my so-called friends are self-centered, egotistical jerks! When I'm sick, you guys don't even care. THANKS A LOT!
I can't stay in Greenville ... I feel like this place is suffocating me.
HBO should play more movies. I can only stand watching The Producers and Braveheart twice before I can't stand it anymore.
You can't make it to class because it's too hot? Seriously?!?!
Stop setting your alarm earlier than when you actually get up. I get paranoid you won't get up in time, and I can't sleep after it goes off.
Spring Break
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LOL
posted 6/18/08 @ 9:21 PM EST
"Will the Minges bus drivers please stop playing awful country music?"
No ... Thank you for playing.
Ashley
posted 6/18/08 @ 10:19 PM EST
"Will the Minges bus drivers please stop playing awful country music?"
It's way better than the stupid rap music I hear in the cafeteria and Wright Place. (Continued…)
jess
posted 6/18/08 @ 11:52 PM EST
What's really the difference between a rant and whining?
frustrated
posted 6/23/08 @ 2:00 PM EST
ECU relies too heavily on a very poor website. I have to log on five times just to see my email and am constantly encountering broken links. Best money ever spent on a disappointment. (Continued…)
Dudes
posted 6/23/08 @ 5:12 PM EST
GF just won't do it? Tired of all the drama from trying to get her to do it? Ever just wondered if a guy does it better?
Find out for yourself - getabj@hotmail. (Continued…)
finally finishing
interested
posted 6/26/08 @ 9:21 PM EST
any girls out there looking for a summer fling?
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