Spring Break
Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 6/4/08 Section: Opinion
I hope Hillary doesn't win just so you will move to Canada.
I think the registrar has manure for brains.
To the girl who thinks the library security guard is cute: which one? There are a few of us. We're arguing over who it is. Physical descriptions welcome.
The other day I just realized that the paper was still published in the summer, and to top it off, PIRATE RANTS are still in it! How exciting it is to know that the very thing that takes up the first 10 minutes of my class time during the year is still alive in kicking! Yea!
So, I ran up a lot of debt at ECU and now that I can't afford to pay, I get these phone calls telling me to "be more responsible," to which I reply, "You gave me credit; who's irresponsible now?"
Classes ended, and I quickly learned that waking at six in the morning for work is no fun. I'm ready for my 12 p.m. classes to start again!
C does not equal RN!
I hate my job and I can't wait to go back to ECU in the fall!
Close your mouth when you chew.
America has voted, and you are in the bottom three this week.
I love being able to read the rants online since I'm home for the summer, but I miss being able to pick up a TEC right before class and reading the rants to block the professor out!
Girls should dress like girls and not boys. It is confusing when you see someone and can't tell if they are a boy or girl because of their clothes.
I wonder about the few rants that get published for the summer. Are those people lucky, or is it just that few people submitted rants? (Editor's Note: Few people submitted rants. Spread the word and keep 'em coming.)
My girlfriend loves the Pirate Rants so much that I am writing this one for her so that when I see her in Maryland, I can give it to her.
Someone catch the camel that is running around campus.
I think the registrar has manure for brains.
To the girl who thinks the library security guard is cute: which one? There are a few of us. We're arguing over who it is. Physical descriptions welcome.
The other day I just realized that the paper was still published in the summer, and to top it off, PIRATE RANTS are still in it! How exciting it is to know that the very thing that takes up the first 10 minutes of my class time during the year is still alive in kicking! Yea!
So, I ran up a lot of debt at ECU and now that I can't afford to pay, I get these phone calls telling me to "be more responsible," to which I reply, "You gave me credit; who's irresponsible now?"
Classes ended, and I quickly learned that waking at six in the morning for work is no fun. I'm ready for my 12 p.m. classes to start again!
C does not equal RN!
I hate my job and I can't wait to go back to ECU in the fall!
Close your mouth when you chew.
America has voted, and you are in the bottom three this week.
I love being able to read the rants online since I'm home for the summer, but I miss being able to pick up a TEC right before class and reading the rants to block the professor out!
Girls should dress like girls and not boys. It is confusing when you see someone and can't tell if they are a boy or girl because of their clothes.
I wonder about the few rants that get published for the summer. Are those people lucky, or is it just that few people submitted rants? (Editor's Note: Few people submitted rants. Spread the word and keep 'em coming.)
My girlfriend loves the Pirate Rants so much that I am writing this one for her so that when I see her in Maryland, I can give it to her.
Someone catch the camel that is running around campus.
Viewing Comments 1 - 8 of 21
hmm
posted 6/04/08 @ 1:05 AM EST
i'd be willing to bet that people flee greenville over the summer because it is becoming incredibly dangerous and terrifying. its also ridiculously hot and other places seem so much better. (Continued…)
Liz
posted 6/04/08 @ 7:38 PM EST
I cannot believe Obama won the primary. If John McCain doesn't win the primary, I'm moving to Canada.
Kaitlyn
posted 6/04/08 @ 7:53 PM EST
"Why doesn't my religion class cover Scientology?"
Because Scientology is not a religion. If you look at the world's religions, you'll notice that there are common threads that make them religions - you can learn anything you want about a religion without having to join, you can join without having to pay money up front, and anyone can join any religion they choose. (Continued…)
Meghan
posted 6/04/08 @ 10:53 PM EST
The Minges bus is a piece of crap.
sammi
posted 6/10/08 @ 1:54 AM EST
so, uh.. if you are having summer editions of the paper... where are they?
John
posted 6/11/08 @ 2:34 AM EST
It's interesting reading about the people who read TEC to block out their professors -- anybody who reads the paper during my classes gets booted and marked absent!
Jessica Mitchell
posted 6/18/08 @ 5:51 PM EST
no tv for two months I would freak out you or I be a mucher and be over a friends constantly
Jessica Mitchell
posted 6/18/08 @ 5:53 PM EST
yes stress-relieving sex would be great where can I find it?
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