Spring Break
Pirate Rants
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Issue date: 5/28/08 Section: Opinion
To the lady who left her underwear here last night: If you want them back, you're going to have to come get them. I don't want my girlfriend to find them.
I no longer invest time thinking about the past, but the last time I saw you made me realize it was ALL my fault.
Despite the look of fear on your face, even I know how strong a person you are.
Hope that helps.
Bikes are made for riding…unless you're taking it for a walk.
I'm going to have to answer to God for that one.
The stick thing was not cute, just weird.
Do I really look that unapproachable? Please someone talk to me before I stop trying to talk to people for good.
You are the best one of the best ones.
So, the other day I go to use the ladies room in Christenbury before my bus comes, and after turning on the lights, I saw all the cock roaches scatter! Don't we pay enough tuition that we should be provided with restrooms that are bug free? That is disgusting!
I wonder if it's easier to get rants into the paper over the summer because there are fewer students in Greenville, or if students write them from home.
Come on, Hillary, give it up!
Boys act like they have never seen a girl in a bikini before.
Physics is ruining my summer.
Someone said, "I go to State." To them I would say, "I'm sorry, you have my condolences."
Must...have...college...basketball!
I prank called my grandma the other day!
Does anyone else find it strange that my roommate stays up until 5 a.m. on Adderall watching animal porn?
My boyfriend seems to think that my friend looks like a "horangatang." I wonder if he really knows its orangutan.
My roommate has a wizard's sleeve…at least that's what her boyfriend told me.
To the cute security guard who sees me at the library twice a week and always says goodnight to me and my friend: maybe sometime you should stop by and say a little more!
I like you a lot, and I wish things were different between us.
I no longer invest time thinking about the past, but the last time I saw you made me realize it was ALL my fault.
Despite the look of fear on your face, even I know how strong a person you are.
Hope that helps.
Bikes are made for riding…unless you're taking it for a walk.
I'm going to have to answer to God for that one.
The stick thing was not cute, just weird.
Do I really look that unapproachable? Please someone talk to me before I stop trying to talk to people for good.
You are the best one of the best ones.
So, the other day I go to use the ladies room in Christenbury before my bus comes, and after turning on the lights, I saw all the cock roaches scatter! Don't we pay enough tuition that we should be provided with restrooms that are bug free? That is disgusting!
I wonder if it's easier to get rants into the paper over the summer because there are fewer students in Greenville, or if students write them from home.
Come on, Hillary, give it up!
Boys act like they have never seen a girl in a bikini before.
Physics is ruining my summer.
Someone said, "I go to State." To them I would say, "I'm sorry, you have my condolences."
Must...have...college...basketball!
I prank called my grandma the other day!
Does anyone else find it strange that my roommate stays up until 5 a.m. on Adderall watching animal porn?
My boyfriend seems to think that my friend looks like a "horangatang." I wonder if he really knows its orangutan.
My roommate has a wizard's sleeve…at least that's what her boyfriend told me.
To the cute security guard who sees me at the library twice a week and always says goodnight to me and my friend: maybe sometime you should stop by and say a little more!
I like you a lot, and I wish things were different between us.
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Hmm
posted 5/28/08 @ 10:48 PM EST
Just a thought: I'll probably never go to a single athletic event the entire time that I'm enrolled here. I'll never visit the SRC, I'll never participate in intramurals, etc. (Continued…)
Jerry
posted 6/04/08 @ 4:06 PM EST
Why are all admissions people so gracious and attractive?
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