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Pirate Rants
Pirate Nation
Issue date: 5/28/08 Section: Opinion
I'm afraid of getting VD just from talking to you.
If Hillary DOESN'T win, I'm moving to Canada.
To the girl who sits beside me in class: STOP BRINGING SMELLY FOOD TO CLASS! I hate you.
Monkey see, monkey do.
I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can always lose weight.
My anatomy lab is full of idiots. I can't believe you people really think you can be nurses.
You always want to hang out, but never call me when it's time to get together. What's up with that?
Road trips are the best, especially when you don't know where you're going!
So, my boyfriend told me I have the highest sex drive of anyone he's ever met. Does that make me a sexaholic?
I think bubble sheets and blue books should come provided.
You are the biggest JERK I have ever met in my entire life.
I would move to Virginia with you in a heartbeat.
So, why is it that licensed, trained, and card-carrying citizens aren't allowed to carry handguns on campus? They are among the most law-abiding citizens in any survey, and are subjected to more background checks than your average substitute teacher. Can you say that about the other student sitting next to you?
I should be listening to the teacher, instead I'm writing rants.
I work around flowers all day. Why do I never get them?
There's something refreshing about sitting in your room alone in nothing but a T-shirt and panties.
If your room is full of food bowls, clothes, binders and junk, you know you're doing something right.
I have roses in old style Coca-Cola bottles.
I can't wait for my boyfriend to come up to ECU next fall. Then we can both be Pirates!
My friends bet $50 that I won't be a virgin at my wedding, and I'm going to prove them wrong!
How come we're only talking about British politics in my American History class?
I love Scooby-Doo! What other old school cartoon character is still as popular?
It almost seems as if writing Pirate Rants is the new official sport of Jarvis.
I am beginning to think that my life should be turned into a movie...or maybe it's the people I am around lately making me feel like I am in a movie. These things just don't happen.
Quoting song lyrics in a Pirate Rant is neither profound nor clever.
It's not always rainbows and butterflies, it's compromise that moves us along.
On my last rant submitted, the verification was XXX.
I really am just a pirate looking for booty.
The most productive time of my week was the last 2 hours submitting rants.
Who wants to make babies with me?
The speed bumps at North Campus make we want to off someone.
My roommates are twins with rhyming names AND, on top of that, their MIDDLE names rhyme too. Who does that?
STOP BITING AND PICKING YOUR NAILS! THERES NOTHING LEFT BUT SKIN, AND THE NOISE IS VERY ANNOYING!
You guys are weird.
My roommate watches more TV than an unemployed couch potato!
If Hillary DOESN'T win, I'm moving to Canada.
To the girl who sits beside me in class: STOP BRINGING SMELLY FOOD TO CLASS! I hate you.
Monkey see, monkey do.
I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can always lose weight.
My anatomy lab is full of idiots. I can't believe you people really think you can be nurses.
You always want to hang out, but never call me when it's time to get together. What's up with that?
Road trips are the best, especially when you don't know where you're going!
So, my boyfriend told me I have the highest sex drive of anyone he's ever met. Does that make me a sexaholic?
I think bubble sheets and blue books should come provided.
You are the biggest JERK I have ever met in my entire life.
I would move to Virginia with you in a heartbeat.
So, why is it that licensed, trained, and card-carrying citizens aren't allowed to carry handguns on campus? They are among the most law-abiding citizens in any survey, and are subjected to more background checks than your average substitute teacher. Can you say that about the other student sitting next to you?
I should be listening to the teacher, instead I'm writing rants.
I work around flowers all day. Why do I never get them?
There's something refreshing about sitting in your room alone in nothing but a T-shirt and panties.
If your room is full of food bowls, clothes, binders and junk, you know you're doing something right.
I have roses in old style Coca-Cola bottles.
I can't wait for my boyfriend to come up to ECU next fall. Then we can both be Pirates!
My friends bet $50 that I won't be a virgin at my wedding, and I'm going to prove them wrong!
How come we're only talking about British politics in my American History class?
I love Scooby-Doo! What other old school cartoon character is still as popular?
It almost seems as if writing Pirate Rants is the new official sport of Jarvis.
I am beginning to think that my life should be turned into a movie...or maybe it's the people I am around lately making me feel like I am in a movie. These things just don't happen.
Quoting song lyrics in a Pirate Rant is neither profound nor clever.
It's not always rainbows and butterflies, it's compromise that moves us along.
On my last rant submitted, the verification was XXX.
I really am just a pirate looking for booty.
The most productive time of my week was the last 2 hours submitting rants.
Who wants to make babies with me?
The speed bumps at North Campus make we want to off someone.
My roommates are twins with rhyming names AND, on top of that, their MIDDLE names rhyme too. Who does that?
STOP BITING AND PICKING YOUR NAILS! THERES NOTHING LEFT BUT SKIN, AND THE NOISE IS VERY ANNOYING!
You guys are weird.
My roommate watches more TV than an unemployed couch potato!
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Hmm
posted 5/28/08 @ 10:48 PM EST
Just a thought: I'll probably never go to a single athletic event the entire time that I'm enrolled here. I'll never visit the SRC, I'll never participate in intramurals, etc. (Continued…)
Jerry
posted 6/04/08 @ 4:06 PM EST
Why are all admissions people so gracious and attractive?
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