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Issue date: 4/1/08 Section: Opinion
I confused Ex-Lax for Tylenol PM, and now I've got a whole new set of problems.
To all the tolerant liberals out there, if someone wants to come on campus and preach about their beliefs whether they are Christian, Muslim, Hindu or Buddhist, they have every right to. And you have every freedom to walk somewhere else or not listen.
The one thing I learned this past weekend is that BBQ doesn't taste as good coming up as it does going down.
Geology shouldn't even be a class. It sucks.
I wish I lived in the medieval era just so my boobs could touch my chin every day, and it would be okay.
Is it bad that I don't ever remember what I did over the weekend?
Why are SGA elections based on popularity instead of competence?
I'm sure this won't make it in, but I think it's crappy that our school newspaper only ran one issue last week. Why is that?
I don't think eating special brownies for breakfast before going to the gym was such a good idea.
I hate all the gays here, and I'm gay myself.
Great job, "Above the Influence" commercials, for letting kids everywhere know that "getting drugs is easy as opening your medicine cabinet."
Gas for the ride to Columbia: $100, Hotel for two nights: $237, Ticket to the Carolina Cup: $35, Going to the bar only to find that everyone there is from ECU and you already know them: PRICELESS.
Instructors who don't grade assignments on time suck! In one class, we have turned in four assignments since Feb. 18 and still we have no grades! WTF?!
I know I probably shouldn't, but I find my professors' squirting Germ-X into his hands every time someone hands in a test, rather insulting.
Why did you put your laundry in my dryer when my clothes only had five minutes left in the washer? That was just rude.
If you think your neighbors are loud at 2 a.m., try living next door to a fraternity house.
To all the tolerant liberals out there, if someone wants to come on campus and preach about their beliefs whether they are Christian, Muslim, Hindu or Buddhist, they have every right to. And you have every freedom to walk somewhere else or not listen.
The one thing I learned this past weekend is that BBQ doesn't taste as good coming up as it does going down.
Geology shouldn't even be a class. It sucks.
I wish I lived in the medieval era just so my boobs could touch my chin every day, and it would be okay.
Is it bad that I don't ever remember what I did over the weekend?
Why are SGA elections based on popularity instead of competence?
I'm sure this won't make it in, but I think it's crappy that our school newspaper only ran one issue last week. Why is that?
I don't think eating special brownies for breakfast before going to the gym was such a good idea.
I hate all the gays here, and I'm gay myself.
Great job, "Above the Influence" commercials, for letting kids everywhere know that "getting drugs is easy as opening your medicine cabinet."
Gas for the ride to Columbia: $100, Hotel for two nights: $237, Ticket to the Carolina Cup: $35, Going to the bar only to find that everyone there is from ECU and you already know them: PRICELESS.
Instructors who don't grade assignments on time suck! In one class, we have turned in four assignments since Feb. 18 and still we have no grades! WTF?!
I know I probably shouldn't, but I find my professors' squirting Germ-X into his hands every time someone hands in a test, rather insulting.
Why did you put your laundry in my dryer when my clothes only had five minutes left in the washer? That was just rude.
If you think your neighbors are loud at 2 a.m., try living next door to a fraternity house.
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FRAT
posted 4/01/08 @ 12:53 AM EST
Carolina Cup = The Fratmosphere
Shelly
posted 4/02/08 @ 2:54 AM EST
Can a woman get some support? Our Rugby team is now ranked in the top 8 of the nation, and can even go further, but we still get no recognition . They take our fields, our support and our MONEY! We just want some R_E_S_P_E_C_T!
Dan
posted 4/02/08 @ 10:15 AM EST
If you thought New Orleans was in Seattle, I think you shouldn't be enrolled on a college campus. Period.
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