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Issue date: 4/1/08 Section: Opinion
There is only one word to describe Mo'nique: disgusting and fat ... and stupid. Well, maybe there's more than one.
Someone needs to put slip grip on the metal that is attached to the front of the stairs around campus, so on a rainy day I don't bust my BUTT in front of other people who point and laugh as if it never happened. BTW … sorry about your dog.
Let's go Pirates!!! Beat that Pack!!!!!
What if ECU sports teams gave players play time based on their grades rather than their athletic ability? Universities are supposed to be educational institutions, after all ...
To the person complaining about the girl singing Britney Spears in front of 360, you are right, that was one of the most horrendous things I have ever heard in my life, right next to "The Fisad."
Mandy Moore is my soul mate/future wife ... she just doesn't know it yet!
Does it bother anyone else to see all the UNC gear on campus when they try so hard to hold our university back?
I made a drastic gamble based on my intuition and I was right. I am invincible!
Saddam paid for three of your liberal congressmen to fly to Iraq. I told you the left was just short of terrorists.
I like how the students got shafted for the 101st ECU Birthday celebration with pathetic, inch-long subs and some no-name band while the faculty was presented with a jazz quartet and all-you-can-eat buffet. I thought we were the ones paying, not the ones getting paid.
I really hate the man who killed my aunt, who was trying to help him. He deserves to suffer.
To the girl in the Greene Hall elevator: I'm sorry I dropped a case of water on your foot.
Do you ever have dream affairs with people you work with?
Can we start a bus route that runs to Cook Out?
I party in adult diapers because I wet the bed when I'm drunk.
My roommate farts all the time ... and I like it. A lot.
Someone needs to put slip grip on the metal that is attached to the front of the stairs around campus, so on a rainy day I don't bust my BUTT in front of other people who point and laugh as if it never happened. BTW … sorry about your dog.
Let's go Pirates!!! Beat that Pack!!!!!
What if ECU sports teams gave players play time based on their grades rather than their athletic ability? Universities are supposed to be educational institutions, after all ...
To the person complaining about the girl singing Britney Spears in front of 360, you are right, that was one of the most horrendous things I have ever heard in my life, right next to "The Fisad."
Mandy Moore is my soul mate/future wife ... she just doesn't know it yet!
Does it bother anyone else to see all the UNC gear on campus when they try so hard to hold our university back?
I made a drastic gamble based on my intuition and I was right. I am invincible!
Saddam paid for three of your liberal congressmen to fly to Iraq. I told you the left was just short of terrorists.
I like how the students got shafted for the 101st ECU Birthday celebration with pathetic, inch-long subs and some no-name band while the faculty was presented with a jazz quartet and all-you-can-eat buffet. I thought we were the ones paying, not the ones getting paid.
I really hate the man who killed my aunt, who was trying to help him. He deserves to suffer.
To the girl in the Greene Hall elevator: I'm sorry I dropped a case of water on your foot.
Do you ever have dream affairs with people you work with?
Can we start a bus route that runs to Cook Out?
I party in adult diapers because I wet the bed when I'm drunk.
My roommate farts all the time ... and I like it. A lot.
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FRAT
posted 4/01/08 @ 12:53 AM EST
Carolina Cup = The Fratmosphere
Shelly
posted 4/02/08 @ 2:54 AM EST
Can a woman get some support? Our Rugby team is now ranked in the top 8 of the nation, and can even go further, but we still get no recognition . They take our fields, our support and our MONEY! We just want some R_E_S_P_E_C_T!
Dan
posted 4/02/08 @ 10:15 AM EST
If you thought New Orleans was in Seattle, I think you shouldn't be enrolled on a college campus. Period.
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