Spring Break
Pirate Rants
The Student Body
Issue date: 10/31/06 Section: Opinion
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I personally apologize to the girl I made a "fem" instead of a "female." I must not have copied the entire rant over and it's totally my fault. Sorry!
To all the people worried about my flip-flops, gym shorts and hoodie on the way to class this past week... Its 9 a.m., its cold, and I'm late to class. I could care less about what you think of my fashion sense. BTW: I am from eastern North Carolina, I know it will be 75 degrees by lunchtime!
I'm not going to name names but you know who you are. You're nothing but a selfish and insensitive person. I've been your friend longer than he's been your boyfriend and that doesn't seem to matter to you. It's like I've become invisible and I know you think he's the one but you also thought that about your last three boyfriends. So I'm going to do you a favor and end the friendship that you so obviously don't care about.
Why didn't Rose share her floating door with Jack?
Every time I see a man in uniform I wanna say, " Loosen up my buttons baby!" Don't laugh, every girl feels the same way!
To the "black" person that said that they don't think that both the NAACP and the BSU are necessary, that's because you've been brainwashed and have lost your blackness. You probably walk around with your collar popped and wear Sperry's.
To whoever it was that tried to defend those ugly sunglasses by making reference to Jackie O. I can guarantee that most girls who wear them don't wear them for reasons such as that. They wear them in an attempt to conform to a social group.
I'm in love with my lil' Mexican.
Pirates win! Great game guys! I'm really proud to be a Pirate!
Don't you love it when your best friend gets a boyfriend and they always pick them over you? I know I love to lose my best friend to a guy. Especially when you said you'd never "pick a guy over your friends." Yeah, some friend you've become.
It would make me really happy if my neighbors got evicted.
When I'm with my boyfriend, I think about you. When I wake up, I think about you. Before I go to sleep, I think about you. After all this time, I still think about you.
I wish I never would have broke up with you, it honestly was the biggest mistake of my life. I'm with someone new, but he isn't you. He will never be you.
To the person ranting about the Marching Band Halloween Show: The Marching Band was unable to perform the Halloween Show this year due to the fact that the last two home games were Homecoming and Military Appreciation day. The Marching Band would have done the show if ECU had not scheduled five home games in a row.
I would just like to say thank you to the person who broke into my car and stole my golf clubs. I hope you burn in hell.
My boyfriend wears hoodies, plays video games and is the most awesome guy ever. You ladies need to learn to appreciate your men for who they are and not for who you think they should be.
I just don't believe anything you say anymore.
This is why I love my roommate: I just fell down a flight of steps in my apartment and I couldn't move for like thirty minutes, so when my roomie got home and saw me on the floor she went to the store and got me icy/hot patches and taco bell for supper.
I got a dollar, I got a dollar, I got a dollar hey hey hey hey! It's about the only thing I have left after tuition!
I know Ashton and Demi have been married for a while but why? What was he thinking? I'm 19 years old and available whenever he decides he wants someone under the age of fifty.
Soul mate... where are you?
Where do you go when you're lonely? Where do you go when you're blue? Where do you go when your lonely, I'll follow you. When the stars go blue.
The best part of my day is snuggling with my boyfriend.
I don't want to be your whole life, just your favorite part.
I have a two-strap book bag but I gangsta lean as I walk so I rock it with one strap.
The downtown scene on Halloween is a joke.
FYI, all the movies listed in Ben Harris' article are jokes.
I can't finish anything.
Tom is not my friend.
When did "Grey's Anatomy" become a cult?
I think we should all be charitable, so I'll date an ug-o this week.
My goal is to be responsible for every rant on this page.
Halloween, the perfect excuse for girls to skank out.
Who are you and where are my pants?
You're at a football game. Stand up and cheer.
I hate that my best friend calls me fat but she's definitely fatter than I am.
For the ranter who said, "Stop liking girls who wear leotards," they should stop by Messick and then you'll realize why "Girls who wear leotards" are catching your friend's eye!
My heater is emitting fumes... The fumes are making me high. Maintenance won't fix my fume-filled heater. I'm still high. Am I breaking a law? I've got to be breaking some kind of policy.
Life is spontaneous, live it that way.
Trick-or-Treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't I don't care I'll show you my underwear!
To the person who wrote in about "lazy guys" wearing sweatpants and hoodies to class... I am one of those "lazy guys" that you talk about. Sorry some of us guys aren't metro sexual and don't get up at 6 a.m. to do our hair and throw on pea-coats! I mean seriously I go to school to learn, not impress your ass... get over it!!
I hate it when people don't use capital letters online.
Dear friend, who used to be best friend, now only every other week friend, you suck.
I trimmed my toenails and accidentally cut one way too short. It hurts like woah.
No, no. The size of your sunglasses really can measure how skanky you are.
Is there a law in Greenville that no matter how crappy your car is you must have huge shiny rims on it?
Girls have it so easy for Halloween, all they have to do is pick an occupation and slut it up.
I drink my coffee with a straw!
What difference does it make that I wear big sun glasse, carry my two strap book-bag on one shoulder, wear white after Labor Day, wear sandals when it snows or any other fashion mistake? And more importantly why do you care? I mean I am the one who supposedly looks stupid right? Or maybe you are so concerned what others are doing than to look at yourself. You are probably ugly anyway.
Do people realize the creator of WWE went here and we don't have one single shrine dedicated to him?
Why do teachers at ECU give all multiple-choice tests? WTF is that about?
Damn it, I always miss the good parts because of rants.
Pirate Rants, my anti-drug!
You should make an insert, just like sports, just for pirate rants!
I wear sandals because I forget its cold.
WOOHOOO! It's my birthday and I'm lovin' it!
Send us your Pirate Rants, click Pirate Rants under the Opinion tab at the top of your browser, or visit http://www.theeastcarolinian.com/piraterants
To all the people worried about my flip-flops, gym shorts and hoodie on the way to class this past week... Its 9 a.m., its cold, and I'm late to class. I could care less about what you think of my fashion sense. BTW: I am from eastern North Carolina, I know it will be 75 degrees by lunchtime!
I'm not going to name names but you know who you are. You're nothing but a selfish and insensitive person. I've been your friend longer than he's been your boyfriend and that doesn't seem to matter to you. It's like I've become invisible and I know you think he's the one but you also thought that about your last three boyfriends. So I'm going to do you a favor and end the friendship that you so obviously don't care about.
Why didn't Rose share her floating door with Jack?
Every time I see a man in uniform I wanna say, " Loosen up my buttons baby!" Don't laugh, every girl feels the same way!
To the "black" person that said that they don't think that both the NAACP and the BSU are necessary, that's because you've been brainwashed and have lost your blackness. You probably walk around with your collar popped and wear Sperry's.
To whoever it was that tried to defend those ugly sunglasses by making reference to Jackie O. I can guarantee that most girls who wear them don't wear them for reasons such as that. They wear them in an attempt to conform to a social group.
I'm in love with my lil' Mexican.
Pirates win! Great game guys! I'm really proud to be a Pirate!
Don't you love it when your best friend gets a boyfriend and they always pick them over you? I know I love to lose my best friend to a guy. Especially when you said you'd never "pick a guy over your friends." Yeah, some friend you've become.
It would make me really happy if my neighbors got evicted.
When I'm with my boyfriend, I think about you. When I wake up, I think about you. Before I go to sleep, I think about you. After all this time, I still think about you.
I wish I never would have broke up with you, it honestly was the biggest mistake of my life. I'm with someone new, but he isn't you. He will never be you.
To the person ranting about the Marching Band Halloween Show: The Marching Band was unable to perform the Halloween Show this year due to the fact that the last two home games were Homecoming and Military Appreciation day. The Marching Band would have done the show if ECU had not scheduled five home games in a row.
I would just like to say thank you to the person who broke into my car and stole my golf clubs. I hope you burn in hell.
My boyfriend wears hoodies, plays video games and is the most awesome guy ever. You ladies need to learn to appreciate your men for who they are and not for who you think they should be.
I just don't believe anything you say anymore.
This is why I love my roommate: I just fell down a flight of steps in my apartment and I couldn't move for like thirty minutes, so when my roomie got home and saw me on the floor she went to the store and got me icy/hot patches and taco bell for supper.
I got a dollar, I got a dollar, I got a dollar hey hey hey hey! It's about the only thing I have left after tuition!
I know Ashton and Demi have been married for a while but why? What was he thinking? I'm 19 years old and available whenever he decides he wants someone under the age of fifty.
Soul mate... where are you?
Where do you go when you're lonely? Where do you go when you're blue? Where do you go when your lonely, I'll follow you. When the stars go blue.
The best part of my day is snuggling with my boyfriend.
I don't want to be your whole life, just your favorite part.
I have a two-strap book bag but I gangsta lean as I walk so I rock it with one strap.
The downtown scene on Halloween is a joke.
FYI, all the movies listed in Ben Harris' article are jokes.
I can't finish anything.
Tom is not my friend.
When did "Grey's Anatomy" become a cult?
I think we should all be charitable, so I'll date an ug-o this week.
My goal is to be responsible for every rant on this page.
Halloween, the perfect excuse for girls to skank out.
Who are you and where are my pants?
You're at a football game. Stand up and cheer.
I hate that my best friend calls me fat but she's definitely fatter than I am.
For the ranter who said, "Stop liking girls who wear leotards," they should stop by Messick and then you'll realize why "Girls who wear leotards" are catching your friend's eye!
My heater is emitting fumes... The fumes are making me high. Maintenance won't fix my fume-filled heater. I'm still high. Am I breaking a law? I've got to be breaking some kind of policy.
Life is spontaneous, live it that way.
Trick-or-Treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't I don't care I'll show you my underwear!
To the person who wrote in about "lazy guys" wearing sweatpants and hoodies to class... I am one of those "lazy guys" that you talk about. Sorry some of us guys aren't metro sexual and don't get up at 6 a.m. to do our hair and throw on pea-coats! I mean seriously I go to school to learn, not impress your ass... get over it!!
I hate it when people don't use capital letters online.
Dear friend, who used to be best friend, now only every other week friend, you suck.
I trimmed my toenails and accidentally cut one way too short. It hurts like woah.
No, no. The size of your sunglasses really can measure how skanky you are.
Is there a law in Greenville that no matter how crappy your car is you must have huge shiny rims on it?
Girls have it so easy for Halloween, all they have to do is pick an occupation and slut it up.
I drink my coffee with a straw!
What difference does it make that I wear big sun glasse, carry my two strap book-bag on one shoulder, wear white after Labor Day, wear sandals when it snows or any other fashion mistake? And more importantly why do you care? I mean I am the one who supposedly looks stupid right? Or maybe you are so concerned what others are doing than to look at yourself. You are probably ugly anyway.
Do people realize the creator of WWE went here and we don't have one single shrine dedicated to him?
Why do teachers at ECU give all multiple-choice tests? WTF is that about?
Damn it, I always miss the good parts because of rants.
Pirate Rants, my anti-drug!
You should make an insert, just like sports, just for pirate rants!
I wear sandals because I forget its cold.
WOOHOOO! It's my birthday and I'm lovin' it!
Send us your Pirate Rants, click Pirate Rants under the Opinion tab at the top of your browser, or visit http://www.theeastcarolinian.com/piraterants
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Tamara
posted 10/31/06 @ 10:43 AM EST
Dear roommate, can you please clean our apartment. Apartment that you trashed. I cant live in there anymore, it drives me crazy.I am on the edge of moving out. (Continued…)
Mrs. Tripp
posted 10/31/06 @ 10:46 AM EST
Stop breathing I'm trying to talk!!
UNCP Student
posted 10/31/06 @ 12:09 PM EST
I think the UNCP newspaper should have something like this. I think it's hilarious!
Yeah its me..
posted 10/31/06 @ 3:26 PM EST
Has anyone else noticed the woman in the wheelchair on campus that gets in the way reading. We know you're disabled but please dont make a pit stop in front of all the busy doors and read your book. (Continued…)
annonimus(sp)
posted 10/31/06 @ 4:31 PM EST
dear roomie.... chew with u'r mouth closed..... don't watch tv on max volume while u'r on u'r computer.... and... quit coming back drunk... u'r a freshman u shouldn't drink. (Continued…)
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